because me and my boyfriend do the weirdest threads (closed)

[hairbuns]

[We welcome you to Aspertia, home to one alternate universe champion girl.]

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[hairbuns]

No, it's all my fault, I wasn't looking...

[Which is true. He must have a horrible first impression of her now, which sort of worries her. But not that much. She's just hoping he didn't touch her breasts.

Mostly because she's kind of flat. But not that flat. She dusts her skirt as she manages an awkward smile, trying to be nice.]

I was just heading home. It's been a while since I've been home after my long journey, after all...

[bestwishes]

Oh, you live here?

[hairbuns]

Yeah! My house is over there.

[She points in the general direction of her house, with a huge grin on her face.]

[bestwishes]

It's my first time out in these parts...

[hairbuns]

Oh! Really? I can show you around. Aspertia is really small, after all.

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You sure? I mean, it's not like you have to or anything...

[hairbuns]

{Mei shakes her head. She doesn't have anything else to do, honestly.]

No, it's okay. I don't have to go home right away. I can just call mom and tell her I'll be running late.

[bestwishes]

Sounds fine to me then.

oh wow i html failed...

[hairbuns]

Okay!

[Let's a-go! She'll skip along showing him the sights.]

This is the Pokemon Center, but you probably already knew that. [But the more important place is-] And this is the gym.

I don't know if Cheren's there, though. He might be at the World Tournament or in the next city over.

[bestwishes]

A Gym, huh? Maybe I should check it out later!

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Yeah. The gym leader's really nice. I got my first badge from him, too.

[bestwishes]

I've already gotten 8 badges, but yeah.

[hairbuns]

You have eight badges too?

[bestwishes]

Of course!

[hairbuns]

Wooow, that's great. So you're going to challenge the League, right?

[bestwishes]

That's the plan!

[hairbuns]

Good luck, then. The Elite Four are pretty tough.

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Yeah, I took on some of the Elite Four in Sinnoh a while back... If they're anywhere near as tough here as they are there, I'm in for a tough one.

[hairbuns]

[Mei laughs a little, but continues to smile. She likes tough opponents, though.]

I can help you train, if you want.

[Totally not mentioning that she's the champion, nope.]

[bestwishes]

Sounds good to me!

[Last time Ash checked, Alder was still Champion...]

[hairbuns]

[Not anymore, apparently.]

Okay, we should find a good place to battle. Maybe over there...?

[bestwishes]

Sure, seems as good a place as any.

[hairbuns]

[Alriiiiight]

Don't go easy on me!

[bestwishes]

Let's go, Pikachu!

Pika!

[hairbuns]

[Oh... Pikachu, you're so cute and adorable and aaaah. Just let her take a little while to absorb its adorableness before throwing a Pokéball, revealing a Lucario.]