because me and my boyfriend do the weirdest threads (closed)

[hairbuns]

[We welcome you to Aspertia, home to one alternate universe champion girl.]

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[bestwishes]

Of course!

[hairbuns]

Wooow, that's great. So you're going to challenge the League, right?

[bestwishes]

That's the plan!

[hairbuns]

Good luck, then. The Elite Four are pretty tough.

[bestwishes]

Yeah, I took on some of the Elite Four in Sinnoh a while back... If they're anywhere near as tough here as they are there, I'm in for a tough one.

[hairbuns]

[Mei laughs a little, but continues to smile. She likes tough opponents, though.]

I can help you train, if you want.

[Totally not mentioning that she's the champion, nope.]

[bestwishes]

Sounds good to me!

[Last time Ash checked, Alder was still Champion...]

[hairbuns]

[Not anymore, apparently.]

Okay, we should find a good place to battle. Maybe over there...?

[bestwishes]

Sure, seems as good a place as any.

[hairbuns]

[Alriiiiight]

Don't go easy on me!

[bestwishes]

Let's go, Pikachu!

Pika!

[hairbuns]

[Oh... Pikachu, you're so cute and adorable and aaaah. Just let her take a little while to absorb its adorableness before throwing a Pokéball, revealing a Lucario.]

[bestwishes]

[Let's Thunderbolting~!?]

[hairbuns]

[Oh.

Oh. No you don't, don't you dare try to thunderbolt her Lucario. She's going to allow her Lucario to dodge before using Bone Rush. Because FUCK YEAH ground-type moves.]

[bestwishes]

[Oh snap!

Uh... Electro Ball?]

[hairbuns]

[It'll hit, but it's not like it hurts Lucario all that much. She's strong, after all.

But yeah, we'll just spam Bone Rush again.]

[bestwishes]

[Despite how tough he is, Pikachu'll eventually succumb to the Bone Rush spam.]

[hairbuns]

[She'll return her Lucario before running up to Pikachu.]

Is he okay?

[bestwishes]

We should probably drop him by the Pokémon Centre, I'm sure he'll be fine though.

[hairbuns]

I could have given him this...

[And ta-daaa, look at that Max Revive.]

Oh, but the Pokemon Center is probably better, huh.

[bestwishes]

I'd feel bad using an item you got for yourself...

[hairbuns]

No, it's okay, I have plenty.

[Does... three count as plenty...]

And if I run out, I can ask mom if she can tell me where I can get some. She used to work at the Pokemon Center, after all.

[bestwishes]

I guess if you insist...

[hairbuns]

And I really do! Don't worry about it, really. I have a lot of money on hand, so I can just buy another one.

[bestwishes]

Okay then...

[Yay??]