because me and my boyfriend do the weirdest threads (closed)

[hairbuns]

[We welcome you to Aspertia, home to one alternate universe champion girl.]

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[Oh.

Oh. No you don't, don't you dare try to thunderbolt her Lucario. She's going to allow her Lucario to dodge before using Bone Rush. Because FUCK YEAH ground-type moves.]

[bestwishes]

[Oh snap!

Uh... Electro Ball?]

[hairbuns]

[It'll hit, but it's not like it hurts Lucario all that much. She's strong, after all.

But yeah, we'll just spam Bone Rush again.]

[bestwishes]

[Despite how tough he is, Pikachu'll eventually succumb to the Bone Rush spam.]

[hairbuns]

[She'll return her Lucario before running up to Pikachu.]

Is he okay?

[bestwishes]

We should probably drop him by the Pokémon Centre, I'm sure he'll be fine though.

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I could have given him this...

[And ta-daaa, look at that Max Revive.]

Oh, but the Pokemon Center is probably better, huh.

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I'd feel bad using an item you got for yourself...

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No, it's okay, I have plenty.

[Does... three count as plenty...]

And if I run out, I can ask mom if she can tell me where I can get some. She used to work at the Pokemon Center, after all.

[bestwishes]

I guess if you insist...

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And I really do! Don't worry about it, really. I have a lot of money on hand, so I can just buy another one.

[bestwishes]

Okay then...

[Yay??]

[hairbuns]

[Mei is the richest trainer out there, Ash. You should be lucky you now have a friend who has a lot of money and spends it like crazy on items.]

Great! I'm glad. Your Pikachu is really cute, and I hate to see it knocked out for a long period of time.

[And no, she's not going to suggest that Ash is cute, too. She's played a role in a love story, she's not going there.]

[bestwishes]

Ehehe, thanks...

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I'm really sorry I knocked it out, though. I didn't mean to go all out! But when I see a strong trainer, I can't help but do the best I can.

[bestwishes]

It's fine, I mean there's no point unless you go all out all the time!

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That's true! Going all out is what helped me get so far in my journey after all.

[Oh, right, she almost forgot-]

I'm Mei, by the way.

[bestwishes]

I'm Ash Ketchum, from Pallet Town.

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Pallet Town, huh? That's in Kanto, right? I've met all the Kanto gym leaders... in the World Tournament! They were really fun to battle.

[bestwishes]

Yeah, that's right! I competed in the Kanto Indigo League a few years back.

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Ooh, really? You haven't beaten the Elite Four and Champion there, did you?

[bestwishes]

'fraid not.

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It's okay. I know you can do it someday. If someone like me can, then you can beat the Elite Four and the Champion of a region someday!

[bestwishes]

Wow, you beat the champion? No wonder you're so tough!

[hairbuns]

I... I didn't mean to say that...

[She honestly didn't want to tell anyone who didn't know that she beat the champion and the elite four as well as a bunch of other people.]

But yeah, I did. She was really nice, though.