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[hairbuns]

[We welcome you to Aspertia, home to one alternate universe champion girl.]

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[hairbuns]

Yeah! My house is over there.

[She points in the general direction of her house, with a huge grin on her face.]

[bestwishes]

It's my first time out in these parts...

[hairbuns]

Oh! Really? I can show you around. Aspertia is really small, after all.

[bestwishes]

You sure? I mean, it's not like you have to or anything...

[hairbuns]

{Mei shakes her head. She doesn't have anything else to do, honestly.]

No, it's okay. I don't have to go home right away. I can just call mom and tell her I'll be running late.

[bestwishes]

Sounds fine to me then.

oh wow i html failed...

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Okay!

[Let's a-go! She'll skip along showing him the sights.]

This is the Pokemon Center, but you probably already knew that. [But the more important place is-] And this is the gym.

I don't know if Cheren's there, though. He might be at the World Tournament or in the next city over.

[bestwishes]

A Gym, huh? Maybe I should check it out later!

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Yeah. The gym leader's really nice. I got my first badge from him, too.

[bestwishes]

I've already gotten 8 badges, but yeah.

[hairbuns]

You have eight badges too?

[bestwishes]

Of course!

[hairbuns]

Wooow, that's great. So you're going to challenge the League, right?

[bestwishes]

That's the plan!

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Good luck, then. The Elite Four are pretty tough.

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Yeah, I took on some of the Elite Four in Sinnoh a while back... If they're anywhere near as tough here as they are there, I'm in for a tough one.

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[Mei laughs a little, but continues to smile. She likes tough opponents, though.]

I can help you train, if you want.

[Totally not mentioning that she's the champion, nope.]

[bestwishes]

Sounds good to me!

[Last time Ash checked, Alder was still Champion...]

[hairbuns]

[Not anymore, apparently.]

Okay, we should find a good place to battle. Maybe over there...?

[bestwishes]

Sure, seems as good a place as any.

[hairbuns]

[Alriiiiight]

Don't go easy on me!

[bestwishes]

Let's go, Pikachu!

Pika!

[hairbuns]

[Oh... Pikachu, you're so cute and adorable and aaaah. Just let her take a little while to absorb its adorableness before throwing a Pokéball, revealing a Lucario.]

[bestwishes]

[Let's Thunderbolting~!?]

[hairbuns]

[Oh.

Oh. No you don't, don't you dare try to thunderbolt her Lucario. She's going to allow her Lucario to dodge before using Bone Rush. Because FUCK YEAH ground-type moves.]