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[ Haruhi Suzumiya had decided to do something a little different. Of course, she was dating Kyon now, but that didn't mean they couldn't change up their relationship every once in a while. Which is why she decided to kick out (somehow, anyway) the other people in the office just so that she can play nurse.

Which is why when Kyon enters said room, he'll find one Haruhi Suzumiya, crossing her legs on the bed, grinning, wearing a sexy, alluring, pink nurse outfit.

Oh, and she's not even wearing a bra, so there's that, too. ]

Comments

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Anyway, weren't you supposed to be the nurse here?

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Well, yeah, but... you were making me feel all too good...!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

You're a cutie~♥

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Don't say that! [ She's totally blushing for a few seconds before a cheeky grin slides across her features. ] Oh! But that gives me an idea... I think I know what's wrong with you, Kyon~

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Oh? What's the diagnosis?

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You're...

[ Dramatic pause for effect. ]

You have Sexlessitis! [ HARUHI PLEASE.. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

"Sexlessitis"?

(... Okay, and what is that supposed to even mean?)

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That's right.

[ She nods, grinning wide. ]

It means that your lust has gone up the charts and you yearn for sex more now than ever! Oh, and it's called that because you have been without sex for a while, I guess.

[ .... if her diagnosis is actually incorrect, she might do something stupid with her powers to correct it. OOPS. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Oh really...? And what do you suggest in regards to treatment?

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Any form of sexual contact should be fine. Though it's best when the dick penetrates a vagina...

[slave_of_suzumiya]

So, will you be the one administering treatment then, Nurse Suzumiya?

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That depends. Do you want me to give it to you?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well, do you have any recommendation for someone else? I mean, it does have to be treated one way or another...

[extraordinarily]

Well, I could have Mikuru-chan handle it if you want...

[ Except now she's kind of pissed, Kyon. WAY TO GO. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I'd like if it was you though?

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[ Bluuuush. ]

O-okay. Then, let's get started?

[ And she'll lift her skirt up as she slowly slides her panties down and off. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Alright...

[And he'll slowly remove his pants and underwear too...]

[extraordinarily]

Ooh~ I guess I was right after all...

[slave_of_suzumiya]

So, I should just stick this nice hard cock inside you then...?

[extraordinarily]

That's exactly what you should do!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[And... sliding it in nice and slow...]

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If you want, Kyon, you're free to use my body in any way you like, too. Until you're satisfied.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Okay then...

[Let's squeeze her breasts then...]

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[ Haruhi blushes, letting out soft moans and squeals in pleasure as she tightens up, getting quite excited. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Mmmm, Haruhiiii~