horrible life decisions. ( closed )

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[ In the morning, there is one Haruhi Suzumiya who is attempting to enter Kyon's house by knocking hard on it. Loud. ]

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[slave_of_suzumiya]

Oi oi, Haruhi... What're doing here at this hour...?

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Well, you have to help me!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

With what...?

(Not her usual bossy "Help me with this!" but more a genuine "I am freaked out by this, what do I do!?")

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Let me in first and I'll show you.

[ She sounds clearly annoyed as she speaks, though. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Uh, sure...?

[Come in Haruhi...]

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[ She'll happily come in, fiddling with her skirt nervously before closing the door behind her, sighing in relief. ]

Alright. When I woke up, something really weird happened, Kyon!

[ And she'll just show it by lifting her skirt, where Kyon can see a pretty obvious bulge in her panties.. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

H-hold it... What is that...?

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I'm not just going to pull my underwear down and show it to you, s- stupid!

[ Haruhi's blushing slightly as she takes a quick glance away. ]

Shouldn't it be obvious what it is...?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... You're kidding, right?

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Of course I'm not! I want to get rid of it.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Where the hell did it come from?

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How am I supposed to know?

[ Well, the reason why she got it was because she was watching a certain type of anime yesterday.. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

And what do you expect me to do?

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Help me get rid of it, stupid Kyon!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Okay, how?

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I don't know... but I have a feeling that if you help me with it somehow, it'll go away!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why me?

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Because it'd be too embarrassing to do it with anyone else!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right.

(... I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.)

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So you'll help me, right?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

What choice do I have, I guess...?

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Good.

[ And Haruhi will be nice to Kyon by first giving him a nice, long kiss on the lips as thanks. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[A-ah, okay... This is a pretty nice kiss...]

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[ Haruhi deepens the kiss even further as she decides to use her tongue as well, sliding its way into Kyon's lips. ]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Mmmm...

[He'll moan as her tongue starts to mingle with his...]